Mickey Rourke and his Fashion Dilemma

Mickey Rourke seems to be emerging from a blind rainbow in that unstable fashion status. Isn’t being a celebrity demands a minimum level of a-fashion-sense?? Well if so, Rourke is wrestling hard with his wardrobe, and no matter how excelling his acting skills are, I’m sorry to say that he absolutely fails the celeb-101 exam.

An extreme makeover book should be the first thing this dude gets for his coming 57th birthday. So for all his fans around the world, you know now what to do.. And if you think that it is his personal issue, you might as well give Phelps his own break! Satisfy your sight with the ultimate tutorial on how to achieve a Rourke look;

Start with Sunglasses

Start with Sunglasses

First, Start with the sun glasses. Make sure that it would match nothing, and the more it is out of style, the more it would feel like Mickey.

The Smoke Effect

The Smoke Effect

Stay in touch with your smoky powers, and make literal. Grab a cigarette and make it your only companion. Make sure you light one on the streets and let a huge cloud of smoke choke those around you. The more you smoke, the more you get a Roukin’ look.

Perfect Hat

Perfect Hat

Search for the most disastrous caps and hats at the local stores and BUY them. But please don’t stop there, because you’ve got to WEAR them too. Like they say, it’s sad but true!

Now do your best to combine a glittery hat with a cloud of smoke and you’ll be almost done.

Hide your Hand

Hide your Hand

This is an extreme measure, and we only advise those who are full of self-esteem to follow the 3rd step of “achieving the Rourkey look“. Hide you left hand in a warm and dark place, try your nostrils for a better impact, sorry that was a bad joke! But you’ve got to give the impression of an indifferent attitude while performing the hidden-hand style though.

Final Touches

Final Touches

Finally we recommend high heal boots, patterned pajama pants, textured worn out shirt, and a couple of silver rings on each finger. I hope you enjoy the recipe, and good luck with the Oscars! Won’t you be nominated if you follow the look???? I guess so!

One thought on “Mickey Rourke and his Fashion Dilemma

  1. no make-up, wash and cut hair, proper fitting clothing, a nice pair of men’s glasses, clean shaven, and please remove the hand from inside the pants (it’s really not sexy)

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