I really have no idea what people actually think when they use websites like facebook and twitter to talk about their darkest and stupidest thoughts. I know that they usually target one person with their stupid comments, but do they realize that all the people they know read these comments too?? It’s a mystery that i really can’t solve.

Well, if you want to read the funniest of these comments, you need to follow some celebrities on Twitter, and add them as friends on facebook or whatever people are using these days!..  Celebrities write the stupidest, dumbest, funniest things on these sites, hint: Amanda Bynes..

But we are not here to talk about Amanda today, because it seems that the Holiday season hit Kelly Osbourne in the face when she realized she’s all alone this Christmas and on New Years.. How did she deal with it?? Twitter of course.. She took to her Twitter page to talk about her ex-fiance Luke Worrall who i really still believe that he’s a girl.. Here’s what Kelly wrote..:

MissKellyO

@Luke_worrall is the biggest piece of shit he has been trying to get back w/ me I only came home for Xmas to see him mean while he has been

MissKellyO

Fucking 100′s of girls as we as men behind my back all he did was use me all girls beware of @Luke_worral he is a using Cunt!

MissKellyO

He used me for my money and a free ride he is lucky I am not spilling the hole truth about what he did!

MissKellyO

He is the worst thing that ever happened to me I don’t give a fuck what happens to him anymore

MissKellyO

Iam and always will be 2 good 4 @luke_worrall darling ur pretty face will only get you so far because u don’t have the brains to back it up

MissKellyO

Dont think I have ever felt so stupid he made a fool of me going to be off Twitter for a while never felt heart brake like this in my life

Loool.. that’s hilarious.. check out what that girl Luke wrote in response:

luke_worrall
lies on twitter awesome

Looool.. man i’m laughing so hard right now.. aren’t they a ray of frackin sunshine… sweet mother of laughter that’s hilarious..

It’s not that they don’t want any, no, but apparently Disneyland is crowded to a level that visitors that are trying to get into Disneyland the last two days have been turned away and redirected to California Adventure.. Ching Ching… for both parks, cause even California Adventure reached it’s highest capacity yesterday.. What financial crisis???

Skyline, one of the movies that I was really really excited to watch, turned out to be even a more disappointment than Johnny Depp’s Alice In Wonderland.

The truth is, this is not the first time a trailer fooled me to watch a movie, but usually, even though they turn out to be stupid meaningless movies, at least they had some kinda story.. But Skyline, i really don’t know how to describe it. It’s nice to watch a movie that focuses on the characters, but when you have an alien invasion going on, the last thing i want to see is some people trapped in a pent house, filling the time with any word the writers came up with. The first time i saw one of the characters attracted to the light, that was really amazing, but repeating it every single second of the movie wasn’t.. You’ll start wondering, OK who’s gonna jump and save the day now (again). The aliens in the movie are mostly taken from The Matrix, which in that movie where machines, in Skyline i have no idea what they really were.. They showed some seriously disturbing creatures running around like the HULK, but again, I had no idea what they are as well, the people behind the movie focused only on space ships, because obviously it’s much easier to create these things than creating realistic creatures… But seriously, what about these aliens? not one shot inside the alien space ship?? Ohh wait, yeah that’s right, there was one, I don’t want to ruin the disappointment for you out there, but you’ll know the reason why the aliens are here, and it’s not for power, or taking over the world…

Anyways, this movie is a total disaster, and i think that someone told me that it was a low budget project, well they should have kept the money and bought cake instead, because honestly, i’ve never seen anything worse my whole life, and i watched the Beach 3 times….

If you want to watch the movie go a head, but believe me when i say, these are two hours that you wont be getting back….

I dunno if this is supposed to be funny or not, she started really good, that i actually for a split second accepted her as a mammal, then Stinky did it again… Merry Christmas Y’all, and for this Christmas, let’s all hope that Kesha disappears….

Newly Single Actress Vanessa Hudgens proved to the world that the last thing she cares about is her ex-boyfriend Zack Efron when she wore this sexy silver dress and enjoyed her time with her friends who celebrated her 22nd Birthday at Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace on Saturday.. Hudgens was spotted enjoying her time with Ashley Tisdale and Brittany Snow… I wonder what Efron is doing right now!!!

If that’s not the funniest picture you’ll ever see in your life, you have the green light to come and shoot me in the head, i won’t complain, and you won’t go to jail i swear. I find it really funny when a talentless family like the Kardashians act like they are royalty, it’s just hilarious…

Her Highness Khloe Kardashian wrote on her blog:

Christmas cards have always been a REALLY big deal in my family. For as long as I can remember, my mom has made it a point to go all out, whether it was a ninja turtles themed card, or bringing a Santa into the mix, each year she always managed to top the year before. I’d have to say though that our card this year might be my favorite. It turned out beautifully — just SO glam! Plus, Mason is in it, which makes it even more special. Look at him standing there in his pinstripe suit, such a little gentleman!!! LOL. I love it!

I agree with the Lol part…

Click here to see what I mean.. Merry Christmas ya’ll..

It seems that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron finally decided to break up after being together for almost 200,000 years now..

A source type tells E! News, “It’s nothing dramatic. There’s no third party involved. They were together for so long. It just ran its course.”

Yeah they’re still young, they’ll get over it..

Oh Dear God no, those babies are better off without you Kim seriously don’t do this..

Kim Kardashian was in South Africa this week promoting Brutal Fruit cocktails, when a friend showed her a photo of orphan babies at the Shepherd’s Keep orphange, which made Kim think seriously about adopting a baby… Here’s what a source said:

“She couldn’t believe that all these beautiful little babies were orphans. Kim was in shock — she just couldn’t believe that none of them had a mom or a dad to love them and tuck them into bed at night. That picture really changed her mind about adoption.”

That would be a terrible mistake, Kim is not qualified to become a mother, not like this, i hope that people would stop this…

Last Year, just like this time of the year, i posted this, and it took the universe a whole year to read my article and do something about it.

I’m not the kinda person who feels joy when other people get hurt, but when i heard that Scarlett Johansson is single again, i couldn’t help it, i just smiled.

It’s confirmed people, ScarJo is single now, she’s getting a divorce really soon, which makes her available now.. Do you think i should give her a call? she wouldn’t mind… I know that, i have the universe by my side.. it’s going to take a year for her to answer, so stay here until i post the answer…

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE..

Next time, dear universe, MEGAN FOX PLEASE