Phatty Aguilera is trying to Hide Her Phatness on Camera

Before I tell you this hilarious story, I think that I need to say that this woman that we’re about to make fun of just signed a new contract for the 3rd season of The Voice, and she’s getting paid $10,000,000 dollars to do it, that’s ten million dollars if you don’t know how to read numbers…

So angry enough? wanna make fun of her with me?? let’s do it..

According to a source close to Christina Aguilera, the singer is asking the camera crew not to show her holy phatness on TV, as if that’s possible… here’s what the source told the Enquirer:

“Christina holds up pro­duction with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt,’ ” the source added “She’s insisted the cam­eramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be re-shot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thin­ner.”

That’s just hilarious, they can’t do magic phatty, he’s just the camera man… damn

 

Most Dangerous Test Drive In The World..

Mitsubishi is one of the best cars in the world, and we mentioned before in our blog about some of their new models, but this post is a whole different story.

Before any company releases any new car model for sale, that model goes into all types of tests, handling, brakes, weather, aerodynamics….. etc, and they’re usually done inside special labs, or special tracks. Mitsubishi decided to take this whole procedure into a whole other level.

The place: Yungas Road in Bolivia which is better known as the “Death Road” which according to statistics claims the lives of some 200 to 300 travelers each year.

Cars: Mitsubishi Outlander, and Mitsubishi Outlander Sport.

Mission: To test the ALL WHEEL CONTROL SYSTEM…

Enjoy the horror….

 

 

If you want to watch the whole adventure in 360° view.. type the link below in your address bar:

Kristen Bell Is Officially Our Favorite Actress for 2012..

I always loved this actress, because I almost watched all of her work, no that’s not the reason, the reason is because I also watched all her interviews with Craig Ferguson, and I have to say, you can’t find a normal, funny, and gorgeous actress like her in Hollywood, believe me I looked..

Check out this amazing clip from Conan, which aired on Monday, Kristen Bell showed Conan her famous dance moves, The Stewardess and The Baker…. It’s hilarious…

 

FAIL …THE BORN THIS WAY BALL: OFFICIAL WORLD TOUR POSTER… FAIL

Lady Gaga is the world’s most famous singer “right now”, which means that she has a lot of money, and when I say a lot , I mean A LOOOOOT… And yet she didn’t even bother to pay a little extra cash to get a decent designer to design the poster for her new world tour… It’s without a doubt, the stupidest, ugliest poster in the world…

Yes guy, I know you can blend pictures together, but this is the wrong way to do it…

If you’re wondering where that great designer got his very creative idea….

I know it’s not exactly the same, it’s missing skeletor’s head above Grey Skull….

Super Bowl XLVI Is The Most Watched TV Show In US History….

Yes, we are still talking about the Super Bowl, and till the next one I guess, because there’s nothing we love here more than football…

Believe it or not folks, Super Bowl XLVI (2012) broke all TV shows records, and it became the most watched TV show in US Television history, according to statistics, 166.8 million viewers watched the game that night…

Again Congratulations GIANTS, it was a really good game…

 

The Amazing Spider-Man Official Trailer

When I first heard about this project, I said, why would they do that?? the other 3 Spider-Man movies are not that old, so why do something new that fast, and with a new cast, and until the minute right before I saw this trailer I was not convinced that it’s a good Idea…

Now.. what can I say, people change..

THIS IS GONNA BE AN AMAZING MOVIE… check it out, the Amazing Spider-Man official trailer:

 

 

Tobey Maguire will always be Spider-Man to us….

Fruit Ninja Frenzy: A FUN FACEBOOK APPLICATION…

Are you one of those people who spend hours and hours on facebook?? well, we’re sure that by now you know that you are addicted right??? so we’re going to help you put that addiction away from knowing every single detail about your friend’s lives, and just put it into something entertaining that will give you another reason to ….. well, GET MORE ADDICTED..

Fruit Ninja Frenzy, a game that I personally became addicted to on my android device, every time I have extra time to spare, I turn on the device and just start chopping..

If you still don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s a simple description to the game (Android), you use your finger as a Knife, or a Samurai sword , whatever makes you happier, and fruits will start appearing on your screen, by swiping your finger across the screen, the fruits will get chopped, and you will earn points, and no it’s not as easy as you imagine, because every few seconds, stacked between the fruits, you will find bombs , and you can’t touch the bomb because then you’ll simply die and start from the beginning, sometimes it’s really frustrating, but but it’s always entertaining..

Well, now the good news is, you can play the same game, but without the need to own an android device or an Iphone, because Halfbrick Pty Ltd developed a Facebook application, the exact same game, but instead of using your finger on a touch screen, you use the mouse of the computer to chop those fruits, and trust me, it’s really entertaining, and you’ll get crazier and crazier each time you play it specially if you’re facebook friends are scoring higher than you….

This is how the game looks like, on the right side of the screen “the blurry images” are your friends…

The fruits will start jumping (in the middle of the screen) directly after the game loads after (check note below), the graphics are quite nice, and the fun part that each fruit has it’s own sound when you chop it, if you wanna waste some time doing something really fun, I recommend this game..

NOTE: When you start the game, don’t be confused by the wheel, you just play along until you run out of spins, this will get you extra stuff before you get into the real game.. ENJOY

 

ALL THE CRAZINESS IN YOUR HEAD CAME AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO…

This post is for the people, well let’s say born in the 80′s, if you grew up watching Pockemon then you’re good kid, this is for us old people, you know the people that are responsible for all the wars around the world these days. Have you ever wondered why most of us, born in the 80′s are so messed up in the head?? well I have a very simple answer, Disney destroyed our brain cells when we were kids, and yes I have the proof.. remember the tiny little elephant with big ears called DUMBO?? you don’t? hey, pockemon kid I told you this post is not for you, call your father or mother they’ll explain to you what I’m talking about, well, there’s a specific scene in that animated movie that triggered the crazy gland in all of us, which made us, well the people we are today, because lets face it, there’s no other explanation for that….. after watching that video, you’ll have a huge question mark on your face, don’t worry it won’t last for long, because you are programmed to forget that you watched that madness after 15-20 minutes tops… so yeah sit down, relax, and Pockemon kid if you’re still reading , you can watch the video too but don’t blame me for what’s going to happen to you, you’re probably going to be the future President of the United States, how else would you explain George W. Bush !!! ahhaaa, yeah that’s right, he’s also from the Pink Elephant Parade Generation… trust me this will blow your mind.. ready, 1 2…………..

 

Facebook Video Of The Day : Jeff Dunham and Peanut

I know that this is an old video, and I know that most of you have probably seen it before, but one of my friends shared that video again on Facebook and I just couldn’t keep it to myself, I had to share it with people outside my Facebook circle… I know Circles are for google plus but I don’t care I say whatever I want …

Anyways, I’ve seen many videos for this amazing ventriloquist (Jeff Dunham) and to be honest with you, it all started when someone sent me a video of Achmed the dead terrorist, probably most of you never heard of the guy before that character!!.. or is it just me!!..??

Anyways, even though there are probably millions around the world that have this talent, but I’ve never seen ventriloquist make the show so realistic like this guy, you can actually feel that he’s getting pissed off by his puppet…

So enjoy the facebook video of the day, Jeff Dunham and Peanut.

 

Taylor Kitsch “John Carter” Super Bowl Trailer…

I’m going to be honest with you, I’ll always see Taylor Kitsch as Tim Riggins, and no one but Tim Riggins, so when I saw that trailer which aired during the Super Bowl I said, Tim Riggins fighting weird creatures, that’s really interesting… looks like football to me but with swords….

 

 

Oh, and btw, that wasn’t the only trailer that aired during the Super Bowl that had Taylor Kitsch in it, you gotta see this one, honestly , I thought Transformers is one of the coolest movies ever, but it seems that Battleship is going to be the next big thing.. Didn’t know that Rihanna can act tbh…