Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen

Yeah i know, we heard that story a thousand times, but everytime i read something about this subject specifically i feel sick in my stomache and i just wanna shoot myself in the head.. How the hell does this guy, who girls literally dream about every night (Why?? Don’t ask me i’m just another guy) can’t get a damn date?? it’s physically, Mentally, Biologically, Nuclearlly, and spiritually impossible.. Rob my dear friend, just look outside the window and choose the hottest blonde there.. you can my brother you can, they come for you what’s the matter with you??? Robert tried to explain lately that these fans come to see Edward Cullen and not him.. My response ( ohhhh boooo hooooo) man please, i’ll be Chubaka if that will get me this number of girls around me all the time.. wear some damn fake fangs and go enjoy your life.. Here’s what Robert said:

“To be honest, I still don’t really understand what’s going on. Like yesterday, I was having lunch down the road. We were in this place for a couple of hours and suddenly there was like 400 people outside on the street. It was just so nuts and it’s like that all the time now…I just don’t take any of it seriously. It’s just a job and while it’s a job I love, girls scream out for Edward [Cullen], not Robert. I still can’t get a date.”

Man, you need to learn alot of things..