Lohan House.. By the Lohans..

It seems that Dina Lohan launched a new website , and yeah you guessed it, it’s about the lohans.. What’s the point?? i really don’t know, maybe Dina wants the public to read Lindsay’s news from her point of view.. maybe she’s trying to defeat the war against her daughter by celebrity blogs on the net. which i find a really hard mission if it’s not impossible.. lohanhouse.com has news about the whole Lohan family but the father.. hmmmm wonder why?? the website is divided into rooms, as rooms in a house, Ali’s room, Lindsay’s room, MoM’s room, Cody’s room, and Michael J.R’s room. The website also has a shopping section where fans can buy stuff from the website directly, ohh trust me no cheap stuff in there, and it also has a News section for the latest Lohan Family News…

When you go to the website you’ll find a few lines describing what the website is all about, it reads:

Real People Live Here.

welcome to our house. The place for real family stories, updates on what’s going on, and really cool shopping for fans. Come visit to check out what’s new and to get the real scoop directly from us.

here’s a screenshot from the website..

lohanhouse website screenshot

lohanhouse website screenshot

Lindsay Lohan is not backing down…

I thought that the disastrous results and the negative reviews she got after her first fashion experience is are going to let her down and quit, but it seems that there’s still a fighter inside Lindsay Lohan and she’s not giving up that easily, or maybe there’s something we call in the real world a CONTRACT and a salary that she needs badly. Lindsay was spotted on her way to the Unargo office in Paris, France a coup,e of days wearing clothes, well let’s give it this, she looked kinda stylish and in appropriate clothes for a change..  well maybe she’s gonna work hard this time and make things work, you never know, we can’t deny that there’s an artist inside that wreck train.

Dina Lohan: leave Lindsay Alone..

Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan

Dina Lohan, Lindsay lohan’s mother, sent a message to the press asking them to leave Lindsay alone, and just let her have her private personal life, she said:

Anyone in the press… my message is to just let her live her life. Enjoy her movies, enjoy her fashion and just leave her alone personally. She’s 23 years old and she’s a young woman now so you just have to let it go and leave them alone.” “If you lived a day in the life of my child, you would cry probably because there’s so many paparazzi.

It definitely hurts these kids you know, and it’s really, it’s sad,They need to stop and just appreciate her movies and appreciate ‘The Parent Trap’ and whatever. She’s done 12 movies at 23 and no one pushed her. She loves her art. Let her create and her personal life is her personal life… That’s how it is.”

Dina also talked about Michael Lohan accusing his daughter of being addicted to prescription drugs, she said:

“You can’t control anyone. People are going to do what they’re going to do and I have no control over that. I have to just stay focused and love my kids and hug them at night and know what they’re going to do.”

“That’s what Michael’s saying and if Michael believes that, that’s Michael’s call,”

Well Dina, everybody is ready to leave your daughter alone, but everytime any of us turn his or her face and walk away Lindsay does something to get us back where we were

I wish that things can be this simple Dina, your daughter Lindsay can’t live without that attention, and if you want us to enjoy her movies, well.. where are they??? and fashion?????? please you call that fashion?? let her do something like real artists do, let her keep her drama away from cameras, then trust me no one will get near her..  and just a little advice Dina, take care of the younger Lohan, because from where i’m looking, she wont be better that her sister ..

Michael Lohan, the Best Dad in the world..

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

No, it has nothing to do with attention, no no it has nothing to do with the press or milking that dry cow that brings nothing but trouble and less work everytime. Michael Lohan took advantage of his daughter once more and talked about her addiction problem, this time prescription drugs, and yeah he’s gonna save her from her from that.. What a wonderful father. Michael talked to Radaronline about the situation and he said:

“I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on “I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.” Michael?? Michael Jackson?? he was … ohhh why go there, Lohan continued “You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t,”ohh no man i’m sorry, not because she can’t, nobody wants to hire her because she’s a pain in the a**… Michael continued by saying “Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way.” oooooooh you think?? so if she stopped using the drugs, she’ll be hired and become a movie star again?? and Michael, what did you mean by chills?? in a bad way?? can you explain more please??

Lindsay's Ungaro is an embarrassment…

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And she thought that this is actually going to work for her, it was only one month after Lindsay Lohan was announced the “artistic adviser” for the Ungaro brand that she made a total disaster out of the collection, Lindsay killed fashion as she killed her acting career.. After the show which was part of the womenswear Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2010 which was held at Le Carrousel du Louvre, the Ungaro collection got really negative reviews from, well everyone..

Hilary Alexander of The Telegraph said : There were some truly hideous fashion faux pas. Silver sequinned “pasties”, for example, belong in a lap dancing club unless you subscribe to a Jordan-esque dress code. The dresses were too short. There was not enough jewellery and the cuffed, eastern-style trousers, bra-tops and boleros in jewel-tones hardly paid lip-service to Ungaro’s lush exoticism.

ouch…

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want more?? well ok.. WWD posted this review on their site: Lindsay, it’s time to get serious about reviving the acting career. After just one season, one show, Mounir Moufarrige’s Lindsay-plus-one experiment is off to a troubled start. Lindsay Lohan, the house’s “creative director,” and designer Estrella Archs, (who probably got the job in part for her willingness to sketch in Lohan’s shadow, and probably took it for its high-profile heritage), made their joint debut on Sunday in an effort that was, quite simply, an embarrassment.No one ever said fashion design is brain surgery. It’s a different discipline altogether. But it is indeed a discipline and a commercial art, a fact variously muted and underscored by the celebrity infiltration of the last decade. And like brain surgery — yes, like brain surgery and all disciplines at which people work for years to develop proficiency — it has its rare geniuses and capable practitioners, all of whom must possess talent, skill and dedication. Being a young, pretty, controversial woman who looks good in clothes and photo ops just isn’t enough. awwwwwwwww that’s gotta hurt..

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who else?? oh yes Suzy Menkes of The New York Times said: Emanuel Ungaro was a couture king of drape and shape. When a swathe of white dress was covered with a white fur stole, there was some attempt to move from teen night out to a couture elegance. Yet will this collection of hearts but with no soul be enough to entice young women who could probably find these looks anywhere?

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that’s enough i think.. no need to hurt LiLo more than this.. Lindsay.. cheesecake factory cheesecake factory!!! goooo

Lindsay Lohan at the F1 Rocks concert Singapore.

lindsay Lohan at F1 Rocks singapore

lindsay Lohan at F1 Rocks singapore

Everybody was so excited to see Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan is so huge in Singapore that when they heard that she’ll be hosting the F1 Rocks Concert this year they went crazy, people went nuts on the streets of  the City of Singapore (it’s the capital of Singapore) yeah i found it funny too.. They all love her there and they couldn’t wait to see her and cheer with big huge and un-mistakable BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… OOOhhh that’s so sad, she thought that maybe, maybe outside the U.S she might be treated like a celebrity, because in the U.S she’s HISTORY.. anything for extra cash LiLO huh?? was it worth it?? poor thing, there’s an opening at the cheesecake factory if you’re interested.. trust me on this no one will hire you so forget being in the movies again and move on.. Trust me i know..

wanna see Lindsay get boooed off stage?? sit down and relax cause you’re gonna watch this alot.. 3…2….1…